Halloween Candy

Here we go, another holiday season.

Here are your Halloween rules:

1. Don’t buy what you like to give out. Buy what you hate and that way, you won’t get into what’s leftover.

2. Don’t eat the kids candy. Most of it is crap anyway.

3. Drink a ton of water tonight at the parties and tomorrow.

4. Watch the booze. ALWAYS be a two fisted drinker, which means drink 2 ounces of water for every ounce of alcohol.

5. Get to bed tonight. If you are sleep deprived tomorrow, you will dive into the candy.

6. Exercise, both today and tomorrow.

Good luck.